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metalmaiden 

A female who is in to metal music in a big way. The female version of a metalhead.

A metalmaiden rejects the mainstream and doesnt care about whats trendy or popular. This applies to all areas of her life.

She listens to all sorts of metal OR specific branches of metal than can include - traditional metal, black metal, power metal, thrash metal, death metal, doom metal, symphonic metal, viking metal, industrial metal and progressive metal.

She wears what she wants. Included in this is - band t-shirts (both guy and girl shirts), big boots, jeans, comando pants, short skirts, spiked collars/braclets, painted nails, lots of jewellery, lots of make-up and generally has long hair of various colours (natural and unatural) and can have tattoos.

Generally she is opinionated and has a strong personality. This comes from hanging around metalheads all day and having to stand-up for herself to be heard. She generally gets along with guys better than other women although when she meets fellow metal maidens (not groupie-whores! or false-metal chicks!) she can form lasting friendships.

NOT to be confused with a groupie!
Metalhead: "Fuck! That Iron Maiden concert rocked!"

Metalmaiden: "Yep - It was fucken awesome! I really loved that they played lots from Powerslave. That's my fuckin favourite!"

MH: "Yep - that was fuckin sweet!"

MM: "Cumon, let's go get a beer and discuss the whole concert song by song. I wanna get a t-shirt on the way out"

metalmaiden by sinders666 January 31, 2008
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metastability 

When lower grade forms in anyway come together to form its most powerful form.
The slaves were at the stage of metastability to overthrow the leader of Brooklyn and his soldiers
metastability by Topez March 19, 2014

Metaltits 

Geraldine Rivera is Metaltits
Metaltits by metaltits October 16, 2012

metaltation 

A form of meditation originating from a group of young metalheads. Procedure: Sit cross-legged, elbows bent downward, and hands out to the side with only the index and pinky extended on each hand. Conceptual visions may vary due to different styles of metal (such as melodic, death, or black metal)
To be fully immersed in the supreme style of music, you must first complete the ritual of Metaltation.
metaltation by c fish October 28, 2006

Metaphail 

The act of attempting to use a metaphor to clarify a point your making, but only making it more confusing.
" Okay, so if you think of Jim as the sun then that makes Jill the water, so that makes Jack the flower. Do you get it now?"

"......No. Total Metaphail."
Metaphail by umitsme? November 6, 2009

Mentaltainment 

Entertainment derived from watching idiots, angry people etc "performing".
You should have seen the idiots fighting in the sales department just after Christmas. It was pure mentaltainment!
Mentaltainment by 3BongsBigBen January 3, 2011

Metartainment

Metartainment is the term defining all the entertainment activities happening in the metaverse. Meta + entertainment = Metartainment
"Anne let's metertain ourselves and check the new meta bar on Decentraland, I bought us some NFT Grand Cru Wine"
"Jo had a problem with his metartainment habits, he already lost quite some money in an online casino wearing his parrot avatar"
"Lilly, I think I am going to break up with my boyfriend. He haven't left the metaverse strip club for days, I think he got overly metartained"
Metartainment by Metartaina January 11, 2022