messy ass 

Messy ass-when someone's ass is so flat that not even leggings make it look like they have a ass.

Did you see tori's messy ass.

messy ass by McChickenhasnoass666 November 17, 2016

hot ass mess 

When you’re all over the place and can’t get things in order.

Your relationship with Lee is a hot ass mess.

hot ass mess by LipGloss19 January 27, 2018

asshole mess 

a mess that offends all senses

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

asshole mess by Dr. Zoni May 30, 2008

asshole mess 

used to describe a mess that offends all of the senses.

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

asshole mess by Dr. Zoni May 29, 2008