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to insult someone by referring to their rivals on the pitch by chanting the rival's name.
Cristiano Ronaldo is the most messified football player. Fans messify him. In most pitches he goes to fans chant''Messi, Messi, Messi.''
messify by Cracker22Jack February 5, 2014
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messificated 

One of those spontaneous drunken terms which are created at 3am. Let me try to define it: The act of being really messed up, hence the "ficated" at the end.
And I'm quoting "Man you are messificated"
messificated by slaty October 9, 2006

Massifying Technology 

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.

Massifying 

The act of making something massive for the sake of it. Usually in order to inflate one's ego.
"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"

"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."

"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"
Massifying by ministe2003 May 23, 2009

MessiFan124 

a dedicated Messi fan, who will masturbate to a picture of Messi before every match/game for good luck.
- ''Do u join a MessiFan124 before the match?''
- '' Yeah my dude, i would like to join a MessiFan124 later today.''
MessiFan124 by ZickmicZ November 3, 2017
My sisters name 😐
Mom: MESSIYAA COME HERE RIGHT NOW
My sister: huh?
Me: MOM CALLED U
messiya by Millondollarpuzzayy August 14, 2021
(mass-if-I)
The scientific slang term for finding the mass of a particular object, often in high pressure or hurried circumstances.
From the other side of the laboratory Riley shouted in distress, "Massify MASSIFY", the timer had run out already- however, and the experiment was moot.
Massify by Craig Paton November 14, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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