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Jesus of Nazareth, the King of the Jews
Jesus Christ is the messiah, the anointed one, the savior of mankind, the Son of the living God, and God himself. Apart from him no one can enter heaven or receive eternal life.
by ScottX January 08, 2007
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A savoir
~Go ahead and build a better messiah, we can dig another grave.~
by Insurmountable Jackass May 08, 2004
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A hot guy who is very caring and nice. Every girl is after him, but when he finds that one girl nobody else matters but her to him . Usually are together with a girl who's name starts with a k. When you get him never let him go, also very smart and athletic
Hey, do you know messiah ?
Well yeah duh who dosnt !! hot. dick love kind caring
by Messiahismynames September 14, 2016
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Our Lord and Savior President Barack Hussein Obama the most merciful.

Obama Wednesday, June 04, 2008:
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
Finally the chosen one; our Messiah is here to heal the planet and to spread the wealth around!
by default013 December 22, 2008
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a child of T.i. or aka T.i.p. Harris
T.I.:Aye Messiah get over here yo mama want you
Messiah: Yes daddy
by Tip2you March 03, 2008
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Obama is the new messiah; when he takes office the oceans will stop rising, the air will clear of pollution, and America will heal her wounds. We will have hope for the future, and a future filled with hope.
by Slick W. August 13, 2008
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A guy who will bring peace to the world and blah blah blah.
People think Jesus is the Messiah and king of Jews, which is retarded cause all he brought was war and pain, centuries after, like when Christians blamed Jews for Jesus' death and they were to ignorant to realize All of Jesus' disciples were Jewish, not Just Judas, and they didn't just kill Jews. They killed Muslims, Native Americans, and anyone else who didn't follow their faith. And He isn't the King of the Jews. God is the King of the Jews.
1. Christian from the Middle Ages: Thou shalt go to Hell because your a Jew! Now don't give this Jew any respect because he killed Jesus, the Messiah! KILL HIM!
Jew from the Middle Ages: I am simply trying to make a living as a farmer and meanwhile crusaders come and kill my family after raping my wife and daughter. WHAT DID I DO??

2. Christian from the 20th century: Hey, ain't you a Jew?
Jew from the 20th century: Problem?
Christian from the 20th century: YOU KILLED JESUS!!!
Jew from the 20th century: No, I didn't.
Christian from the 20th century: Yea you did!
Jew from the 20th century: Go away.

3. Christian in the 21st century: Hi, would you like to be a Christian?
Jew from the 21st century: No.
Christian in the 21st century: But Jesus will save you. THANK THA LORD!
Jew from the 21st century: Um...goodbye..
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