A no-life loser who spends all his waking hours on an internet message board.
He'll flood the board, respond to almost every thread, and post dozens of times per day, just to see his name there.
He thinks he's clever, funny, and intelligent when he really isn't. He's just a dumb troll.
He'll try to create a persona of that of a successful happy person with a life, but he's really just a retarded freak who spends all day on his fat ass in front of computer chatting on a message board.
"Man, that idiot lives on this board...he's a message board junkie."
A Message board is a rag-tag collection of pretentious douchebags. Any type of social reject will be found on an message board. For instance,
1. Nerdy Crybabies.
2. Internet Tough-guys.
3. Racists.
4. Passive-Aggressive Assholes.
5. Aggressive Assholes.
6. Tools/Try-Hards.
7. Perverts.
8. Misogynists.
9. Dorks.
10. Basically anyone who the world is a better place without.
Any kind of normal person will eventually be driven away by the circle-jerk of a clusterfuck of nerds stroking each others egos.
Types of people you will encounter on a Message board:
Nerd 1: Anyone who doesn't baby me through life is an asshole.
Nerd 2: I agree, the world is full of meanies!
Nerd 3: I'm a badass, I'm tougher than you! Everyone sucks except me!
Nerd 4: I'm 35 years old and I'm still afraid of the dark, can someone hold me?
1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.
"Those guys over at lab productions message board sure love teh Goatse"
A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.
Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!