messbuser 

its basically a messenger abuser

person 1: hey lisa called and said that she expects you home at 6:00 tonight.
person 2: Why did she even say that, she knows its not gonna happen. I have a huge presentation to prepare for.
person1: dude! Im just took the message, stop being such a messbuser!

messbuser by Ashleymay August 3, 2007

Cunt Messburger

Cunt "Woody" Messburger (pronounced /ˈmessbɜrɡər/; born May 26, 1939) is an American dorkcaster for the ESPN and ABC television networks. Formerly with CBS Sports and one of the original dorks of their boring program The NFL Today, Messburger has covered NBA, MLB, NCAA college Football and basketball games. Messburger has also served as a studio dork for games, a play by play dork, and halftime dork. He has also performed post game wrap up dork segments and covered championship trophy dork presentations.

POSTED: 10:58 am PDT September 19, 2005
UPDATED: 11:21 am PDT September 19, 2005

LINCOLN, Neb. -- An ABC dorkcaster was ticketed by Lincoln police after Saturday's Nebraska football game.
Play-by-play dorkster Cunt Messburger had just finished calling the Huskers' game against Pittsburgh when he was cited near Memorial Stadium. Lincoln police said he was cited for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container in his car. At 6:10 p.m., Messburger was riding down Ninth Street in a rental car after the game headed toward a crosswalk near Ninth and T streets. A viewer of Nebraska television station KETV said a Lincoln police officer directing traffic stopped the car Messburger was riding in to let fans exiting the stadium get through the crosswalk. If he chooses not to contest it in court, his citation for consuming alcohol in public and having an open container of alcohol in a vehicle comes with a fine of $144.

Why would anyone hire that dork, Cunt Messburger?

Cunt Messburger by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010

Masseuserey 

The act of having a massage so magical its like having an orgasm times two.

The masseuse preformed masseuserey on my back.

Masseuserey by big_PeePeeboy90 October 17, 2019

missbuteraatemypoop 

missbuteraatemypoop >> you

she’s the best!

missbuteraatemypoop is better than me

missbuteraatemypoop by someone tbh June 22, 2021

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser. 

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025