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myspace spiral

A situation in which one
intends on viewing a single profile
on myspace but views that individuals
intriguing friends,
which forces one to investigate said profiles
until one forgets where they
started in the first place.
~O-O~
Damn that myspace spiral kicked my ass for hours~
myspace spiral by the marquis February 4, 2007

myspace hopping 

The act of jumping from one myspace to another for hours at a time. (Usually viewing the myspace of people you do not know and viewing pictures, but not commenting.) If done excessively, this would classify you as a myspace whore.
I was myspace hopping for hours last night, I know, I'm lame.
myspace hopping by MonicaBreanna January 25, 2006

myspaceturbating

1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace
Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.
myspaceturbating by Ian B... August 20, 2006

myspace moment 

Like a kodak moment, but for myspace. Happens pretty much anytime, all the time, whenever something just needs to be photographed and posted on myspace for tons of comments.
Girl 1: OMG! We're so hot and scenexcore right now, let's take some myspace pics.
Girl 2: Myspace moment!
Girl 1: ttly, <333
myspace moment by angiangiangi March 8, 2007

MySpace Skank 

Presumably promiscuous attention-whoring teenage female with enough pictures of her scantily body on her My Space to get Pete Townshend thrown in jail. This is often done in the hopes that pedophiles will tell them they are sexy.
Katie is such a MySpace Skank; did you see that thong shot in her pics?
MySpace Skank by GrammarPimp October 4, 2005

myspace-a-holic 

Somebody who checks their myspace every second wishing and wanting to get a message from someone they would actually never talk to in real-life but still thinks theirs a chance for that someone to talk to them.
Im such a myspace-a-holic i have to check it every to seconds or i might miss out on somebody messenging me.
myspace-a-holic by Kaytay October 25, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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