mermaids kiss
mermaids kiss by Mermaids kiss July 10, 2015
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make some mermaids
To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.
Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.
Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.
Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.
make some mermaids by Generous Doner October 16, 2011
Merrylands
2160 A hometown filled with ethnics. Next to Parramatta. Kids usually chill at the parks and parents smoke on the benches. Many units and apartments exist here, include some government housing. Local shops are on Merrylands Road and the main shopping centre is Stocklands Merrylands which is renovating. Merrylands is within the Holroyd Council which has provided nice parks and a great massive library. Students have great support and opportunities. But it is all up to them to choose their life pathway. Drugs and alcohol influence happens in this area but isn't as bad. Merrylands is a family.
Merrylands by Sqiushyy Mishyyy September 16, 2009
Mermaids
Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.
Mermaids by latter day snail October 11, 2010
scales: mermaids are real
A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack
p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?
p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder
p1: and a mermaid
p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder
p1: and a mermaid
scales: mermaids are real by theKidCoreCARROT January 31, 2022
kill mermaids day
kill mermaids day by KillMermaidsDay April 6, 2022