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Aston merrygold 

A member of a band JLS, who became famous through the well liked show X-Factor, after coming second.

Aston Merrygold is the youngest member of the group, who is portrayed as the "favourite".

He is known for being small, with a beautiful voice. He has sparkly eyes, & a lush body.

Does alot of backflips & is a very good dancer.
Did you see Aston Merrygold on X-Factor?

The little one?

Yeah!
Yeah he is gorgeous!
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Merigold 

A pill producing flower yielding the following narcotics: morphine, klonopin, and codeine. Druggies plant these flowers and party hard.
Hey Mitchell! I planted a merigold on 4/20 in the forest!

KerryGold 

KerryGold Like KerryGold Butter. The most expensive high-end Butter from Ireland that is carried in American grocery stores.
And, you know. Butter… Smooooth.
KerryGold Means: Unintentionally Impressive; Smooth; Top Shelf!; The Best.
Oh Man! That girl is KerryGold. I’m in Love!
What up, KerryGold? How you livin’?
Damn Girl... Put that KerryGold in the Air!
KerryGold by Chop Chop 321 April 13, 2019

Merrigold 

She is a kind of girl who is misunderstood. She is usually alone and you can talk to her any time you need her.
She gives the most efficient advice that can help in any situation. She is a risk taker and you would be surprised what else she can do. She does have secrets that nobody knows of but don't we all?
Boy: Merrigold sounds like she is hiding something
Girl:Some other kids say that Merrigold is a thief and a murderer..
All:Oooooh Merrigold is evil!!!
Merrigold by Little Ostrich847 March 15, 2019

Merrysolo 

To masturbate (verb) or a masturbation session (noun), especially in a positive, fulfilling manner. From the slang meaning of "merry" as horny or randy (e.g. Ophelia's response to Hamlet's deranged sexual innuendo: "You are merry, my lord."). Used to avoid the synonymous clinical ("masturbate"), crass ('whack off", "flick the bean") or just odd ("self-love") terms.
FaceTiming my Canadian girlfriend puts me in a great mood and I always just merrysolo myself to sleep afterwards.

Tom Hiddleston just edged out Ryan Gosling as my main merrysolo star.
Merrysolo by Merry Soloist March 24, 2017

Triss Merigold 

She was a skilled healer and carried with her many magical potions, but she never used them on herself because ironically, she was allergic to potions, and used amulets to treat herself. She was also quite a powerful mage, certainly when it counted most. She wore an amulet - sapphire overlaid with silver. Triss' hair is more of a muted chestnut red, making her look like she has brown hair. Her voice is so soothing that you can listen to her all-day. She's the most beautiful woman in the whole of Continent.
Geralt: Have you seen a red-haired woman? goes by the name Triss Merigold.
guard#1: Oh you mean that beautiful princess? Yeah, she put us all into a spell, but I don't mind.
guard#2: We love you Triss!! We love you Triss!!
Geralt: Hmm
Triss Merigold by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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