Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.
"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."
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Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.
Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.
by slonob February 1, 2004
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When your drink order is taking too long
the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight
by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020
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A looser and less inhibited version of a traditional Lucas. Imagine a Lucas after a few glasses of wine: louder, snippier and a bit on the evil side.
The song "Evil Twin" by Meghan Trainor describes your prototypical Lucas Merlot. In the context of the song, Meghan Trainer would be the Lucas and the Evil Twin would be the Lucas Merlot.
by Chippy Champ November 23, 2021
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a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.
Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist
by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021
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