merlog 

An animal that's half log and half mermaid, hence the name. It can only be defeated by a bomb. It can also take down the man-bear-pig. It evolved into modern day trees.

Merlog: So yesterday i got 12 new cats named Jiffy, Phil, Wilma, Mr. Fuzzykinz and blahh blahh blahh...

Man-bear-pig: shut up!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he explodes)

merlog by FajuKow! January 23, 2011

Merlone 

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

2004 Merlot 

Noun: Dick Slinging Wine. A sophisticated beverage showing it’s going down.

Girl 1: I went on a date last night and he ordered a bottle of 2004 Merlot.

Girl 2: Damm girl, he was slinging that dick all night long.

2004 Merlot by Joeybagels69 December 9, 2017

merloaded

The mellow, slow-witted drunkenness that accompanies the consumption of too much merlot. Characterized by overly slow and careful speech intended to mask the level of one's inebriation.

I'll pass on having wine with dinner tonight - I got totally merloaded last night.

merloaded by Comma Boy December 25, 2008

Merlot 

A type of grape made into a wine a dark red wine. strong taste, not for everyone. For the ones that are fine wine lovers or the ones of a great palet. Merlot is a very romantic wine. best aged but also good not aged.

"would you like some merlot?"
"yes please."
"it has been aged since 1990"
"Wow, it must be delicous."

Merlot by imawiner January 13, 2010

mellogang 

The autistic fans of american shitty overrated "producer" and "DJ" Marshmello aka Trashmello. Their typical behaviour is being childish, immature and typing cringe-worthy comments with lots of grammar errors. They will do anything to suck trashmello's cock, and they believe marshmello is the best DJ on earth. They will listen to anything that marshmello releases. If marshmello just copied some trap/future bass sample from somewhere on youtube and added shitty melody and beat in it, mellotards would be still listening and worshipping the shit out of it.

Typical mellogang: "OMG MARSHMELLO THE BEST DJ ON EARTH, FUCK ALL HATERS! ANYONE WHO DOESNT LIKE MARSHMELLO OBVIOUSLY HAS NO TASTE IN MUSIC, MY MUSIC TASTE IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE! MARSHMELLO IS THE ONLY BEST AND ALL OTHER DJS ARE FUCKING TRASH!"

mellogang by p0seidon November 1, 2018

Joe Merlo 

Joe Merlo, from Quakertown (whitest place on earth) brings the "ghetto" to town. His pants are extremely large for his legs and he pulls them down to his knees at a constant rate. Being part of the mafia, he will kill your white ass.

Idiot one: "Yo! Where's that Joe Merlo kid?"
Idiot two: "Gettin up in some bitches guts."
Idiot one: "Typical."

Joe Merlo by pizzahutismyjam April 12, 2009