A birth defect in which the recipient possesses small, baby-like arms that resemble a poker and a lobster claw; often the result of a mother smoking crack while pregnant.
Steeler: Look at that kid, he's got the merlins!
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.
The religion Melinism refers to worship of the goddess Melanie. Only devout followers such as high priest Bryan may even lay their eyes upon her beauty without bursting into flames.
“O’ Goddess Melanie, bless thee power upon thy servants of thee religion Melinism, grant us fortune and love eternal”
Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a bearddripping from their chin
1.
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard