Merlin's Beard
Merlin's Beard by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009
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Merlin's beard
When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.
"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"
Merlin's beard by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006
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Merlin's Beard
A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.
"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"
"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"
"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."
"You want it, you got it!"
"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"
"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."
"You want it, you got it!"
Merlin's Beard by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009
Merlin’s Beard
A male that shaves his entire pubic region except for the hair on the scrotum. Allowing said hair to grow unfettered with a this bearded appearance.
As I approached him to feast upon his quivering rusty sheriff’s badge, his low hanging sack told the tale of one sporting Merlin’s Beard.
She refused to keep sucking my balls after my Merlin’s Beard gave her a hair ball and she cough-gag-retched like an old Persian cat.
She refused to keep sucking my balls after my Merlin’s Beard gave her a hair ball and she cough-gag-retched like an old Persian cat.
Merlin’s Beard by Dick Onchin May 27, 2026
Merlins Beard
1.
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....
2.
Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard
Merlins Beard by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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