Merle's Law 

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.

Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.

Carlos: Use Merle's Law

Merle: I agree

Merle's Law by BPC 2010 July 6, 2010

Mere mortal(s)

All of us, mortal, imperfect, ungodly, animals.

What do I have to prove to you "Mere mortal(s)", you are just like me.

Mere mortal(s) by Caramel.Thunder January 26, 2026

merge-swish 

When one changes lanes on a freeway or highway without hitting any of the reflecting bumps in the middle of the road.

A merge-swish can also be applied when passing someone on a two lane road, provided you do not hit any of the reflective bumps in the middle of said road...or the oncoming traffic.

Bill Blimey: "Man, I just changed lanes three times and totally merge-swished every time. It was nothing but line!"

Tom Toppover: "That's weak sauce. You should have seen the merge-swish I pulled off last night while passing that big rig."

merge-swish by Stopping Stan October 13, 2011

merge-stupid 

Inability or awkwardness when merging into traffic often to dangerous effect.

Johnny was driving and everything was going fine until we had to get on the highway; he is merge-stupid.

merge-stupid by Chaosape February 27, 2015

mathew mele syndrome 

when ur dick is so inverted it touches your brain and kills u

we are gathered here toda because of matts death.
He died from the mathew mele syndrome

mathew mele syndrome by scotty little boy February 27, 2009

Merge of Shame 

On a two lane limited-access freeway the "merge of shame" is where you are in the far left lane against the wall while a vehicle tailgates you. The car behind you accelerates to illegaly pass you on the right, changes lanes without signaling but before they pass and cut you off they are forced to get back behind you due to a SLOWER moving car in the right lane.

That bitch behind me in the SUV on her cell phone just had to take the merge of shame!!

Merge of Shame by TicklemeEmo October 20, 2005

C’mere n Sameer that phuddin 

A colloquial phrase indicating to an Indian man that he’s openly welcomed to come forth and smear a creamy dessert consumable.

“Good morning sir, C’mere n Sameer that phuddin.”

C’mere n Sameer that phuddin by Cumb3000 March 15, 2020