Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'
by Leonard Interocitor March 7, 2011
by cheekypete August 27, 2011
adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'
by zandzy August 22, 2009
A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.
Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???
John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.
by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005