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Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.
Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.
Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019
Related Words
mermazing markaz merka merkage merkan merkava Meraz Merazka merkaba merkable
the thought in your head and/or the state of your mind after someone has been merked hardcore
bob1: that was some serious merkage!
bob2: thats exactly what i was thinking too homie!
bob1: what?
bob2: i dont know, what did i just say?
bob1: forget it just pass me that blunt
merkage by burnted out to bits December 11, 2010

Merkantalism 

Merking everybody non-stop as they try to snake their way through traffic. Often used while playing Mario Kart as a policy towards the other racers. As they try to snake their way past you, you simply hit them with a shell, banana, bomb, or other item in order to merk them. When done correctly this will drop them back a few places as well as bring shame upon their racing reputation.
When Pat entered first place on his favorite course, Figure 8 Circuit, we all let out a chuckle as I said "Well look who's about to get merked by my blue shell." *I paused, waiting for my shell to hit Pat* "You can call that Merkantalism."
Merkantalism by Pinkie D October 26, 2011
When someone screws up (almost sabotages) something that's going well. Based on the coronavirus curve in India, which was flattening, till a single source markaz event blew it up.
My painting was going so well till you markaz-ed it by spilling coffee all over it.
markaz by bharataboi April 12, 2020

murkazade 

verbally destroying someone, usually for a prolonged period of time. Similar to Stone Cold's 'can of whup-ass' but a verbal version.
Person A: "Oh shit did you see the Rock lay the smackdown on Cena's candy ass via facebook?"
Person B: "yeah man he really opened a can of murkazade on Cena's candy ass"
murkazade by marko fordero November 15, 2011
A Merkaba is an inner spaceship temple. "Mer" means Light. "Ka" means Spirit. "Ba" means Body. It is the divine light vehicle used by ascended masters to connect with and reach those in tune with the higher realms.
It was high noon and I was tripping balls and freaking out! Then I saw a Merkaba for the first time in my life. I started floating in outer space and could even smell bacon! I knew everything was going to be alright. {merkabah} {freezerburn} {highnoon}
merkaba by Rivkah December 29, 2016