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Fruit Mergers Remastered 

A roblox game about merging fruits, where moderators constantly admin abuse and the developers ruin the game.
Bob: "Have you played Fruit Mergers Remastered yet James?"
James: "I have, I merged fruit up to the Watermelon, but all my progress was ruined by a moderator! The recent update introduced so many bugs, it is hard to play."

Turd Merger 

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"
Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

caught-cot merger

The Caught-Cot merger is currently happening in the United States. The Caught-Cot merger usually happens when people are born in the Western U.S. and most likely learn the word Caught. Caught in the western U.S. sounds like cot. FYI, Cot is a sheet of a blanket that goes over the pillow. This could possibly change the U.S. if more people are born in the Western U.S. and move east, marry a woman, and teach their children how to say caught then most likely they would say /cot/ instead of learning it differently.
Mrs. Lason: Johnny, please say the word caught.
Johnny: Caught?

Mrs. Lason: Yes Johnny.
Johnny: OK. /cot/

The Caught-Cot Merger could not be explained but if you were born in the Western U.S., You would say /cot/.
caught-cot merger by Smart4Life February 9, 2017

Stick it like Morgers 

A gymnastics/tumbling move that involves a series of backflips, ending in a split without wearing any underwear.
Wow, she can really "stick it like Morgers." It took three people just to peel her off the floor at the gymnastics competition.

Mergerer 

Someone who tries to sneak farther ahead in the wrong exit lane on a highway to get closer to the exit on the highway and at the last minute tries to get into the lane. They always make traffic jams worse.
I'm not going to let that fucking mergerer get in ahead of me.
Mergerer by Rabid Driver June 17, 2009

Merger Dump 

A dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one.
"Yo check out my Merger Dump!"
"Damn, three lines? You been holding that shit in for a while haven't you?"
Merger Dump by Docta Dre ecstacy October 20, 2009