merf

yo i t.oed this g and she merfed me like a shemp. look up shemp and t.o.

by Armenian GOD April 17, 2003

A really sexy man over the age of 40. Even teens want to be with them.

Man, Did you see Johny Depp's latest movie?

Oh ya! He is SUCH a merf!

>> Dang that george cloney is one merf!

by babababakbakbka May 13, 2008

1.Term of endearment used to humiliate a partner in public.
2.Also used as random blathering by confused female companions.

"I love you, Merf!"
or may be used with other terms:
"You are my Sugar Merf."
"oh, Merfer!"

by Marklaria September 12, 2005

noun: any word, topic or object which would score very high on the merf scale

I don't know why it took Bob so long to figure out why "foot long hot dogs" are a total merf.

by jhimm April 16, 2004

a substitute for the word cool, since it kinda gets old after a while.

Man, that bitch was so fucking merf in bed. hot damn.

by Richard Heymann March 18, 2006

kelly: MERF!!!
Ali: wow kelly. you're gross.

by AliFabulousShe May 3, 2008

the act of jumping off of the middle floor of a building.

I cant take nemore of these damn muffins, im gonna merf yo!

by heebie jeebie March 5, 2003