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Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

The Mentalist 

American Police Procedural TV series aired on CBS, created by Bruno Heller, starring Simon Baker and Robin Tunney.
Person 1: I want to watch the best show in the world
Person 2: Hey, you should watch The Mentalist
The Mentalist by marchfallmraz November 24, 2013

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

Metaclysmic 

To exist on the level equal to all that is good in both mortal and immortal worlds.
I don't think we will ever hear a band in our time that is great on a metaclysmic scale

Minus the Bear is metaclysmic.

Metaclysmic by ExploSean July 7, 2008
Brains, faculties
Take care of y’all mentals.

-Marshawn Lynch
mentals by Brewty January 13, 2020

mentalist 

One who is mental - first coined by UK sitcom "I'm Alan Partridge" (Episode 5)
What are you doing, you mentalist?
mentalist by Mamba July 15, 2003