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When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
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mengks mengkai Mengkefo mengkelantan Meng Mengo menge Menglish menk Meagkhann
Menglins are naturally very beautiful, intelligent and funny. Slim figure but is a bit on short side-does not stop them from having long legs! also alluring and mysterious-something just draws you to them..They always seem to about everything thats happening, aswell as being a hella fantastic friend! Menglins seems too have a talent for nearly everything, but sometimes is arragont mean. usually very friendlie!
Wow...she's got be a Menglin!
Menglin by jer_bestokiss983 February 26, 2017

mangkuk ayun

It defines how stupid, slow and dense a person is.
Afiq is mangkuk ayun since he never gets what the lecturer said.
mangkuk ayun by Mengkok December 30, 2017

Marco Mengoni 

Marco Mengoni (born 25 December 1988) is an Italian singer-songwriter. He rose to fame in 2009, after winning the third series of Italian talent show X Factor.1 His debut extended play, Dove si vola, was preceded by the single with the same title, which reached the top spot of the Italian Top Digital Downloads chart and also served as his coronation song.
In February 2010, Mengoni competed in the 60th Sanremo Music Festival with the song "Credimi ancora", placing third in a field of fifteen.2 The song was included in his second extended play, Re matto, which debuted at number one in Italy. The EP was promoted through an Italian tour, which yielded the live album Re matto live.
Mengoni's first full-length studio album, Solo 2.0, was released in September 2010, and it was certified gold by the Federation of the Italian Music Industry. In 2013, Mengoni won the 63rd Sanremo Music Festival with his song "L'essenziale". During the competition he was internally selected by RAI to represent Italy in the Eurovision Song Contest 2013 in Malmö, where he will perform "L'essenziale". The song also became the lead single of the album #prontoacorrere, which became his fourth number-one on the Italian Albums Chart.
During his career, Mengoni has received several awards, including two TRL Awards and five Wind Music Awards. In 2010 he also became the first Italian artist to win the MTV Europe Music Award for Best European Act.
Marco Mengoni by mengoni June 4, 2013

meng fan 

A girl who is very talkative and always gets in trouble because of that reason and typically likes a boy named Atreya
That person there is Meng fan
meng fan by Uhbbjndndn February 22, 2020

Ladas on the Menge 

A way to say goodbye, pronounced Lay-dahs on the Men-jay, made popular in the movie, "I Love You Man"
Simon: I gotta go to math
Peter: Oh I have math
Simon: Alright, Ladas on the Menge
Peter: Lada
Ladas on the Menge by sihudman October 19, 2009