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Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet 

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Toronto-based rock trio (1984-91) credited with fusing the Punk style (Dead Kennedys e.g.) with Surf (the Ventures) into a distinctive but soon-imitated sound (sometimes called third-gen Surf).

The band usually recorded without vocals and has a number of EP's and CD's to its credit. Its last CD was released in 1995 but the band had effectively come to an end with the death of bassist Reid Diamond to cancer in 1991.

Televiewers may know Shadowy Men best from one particular song: "Having an Average Weekend," which was adopted by the Canadian satirical troupe Kids In The Hall as intro/outro music to the half-hour show of the same name.

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"What was that band on the radio that played those interesting chords?"

"Dude, you've never heard of Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet? They were huge in the eighties and early nineties. Even did the theme music for 'Kids In The Hall' on TV."

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Little brown men on swings 

Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.
Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.

I TWERK ON MEN 

A statement only used by extreme intellectuals.

It's meaning is only interpretable by those of extensive knowledge of men twerking.

*This is not in any way gay, and the Twerking on Men community is in no way affiliated with LBTQWHATEVERTHEFUCK community.*
Guy: Hey loser, I'm gonna beat you up cuz you a loser!!!
Giga Male: I TWERK ON MEN!
*Giga Male begins twerking*
*Reality Collapses*
I TWERK ON MEN by I TWERK ON MEN!!! November 24, 2021

Too Many Men On The Ice 

A party foul commited by a friend/acquaintence in which he/she takes you to a bar/party with an unacceptable male to female ratio, a.k.a. sausagefest. A TMMOTI penalty requires the offender to get the offended a drink of their choice and gives the offended the option of immediate extraction. The drink can be deferred until the next destination.
When we got to the bar, I noticed it was a total sausagefest. I called Tom for a Too Many Men On The Ice penalty. Due to the extremity of the ratio, I chose to leave immediately and wait til the next bar for him to buy me a shot.

men on toast 

Do you mind if I just make myself some men on toast honey?

men on the moon 

to go "men on the moon" on someone is to eat a guy out in a dark room. Men on the moon refers to "Where no man has gone before". Also, a song by REM.
Elena: I went men on the moon on my first boyfriend. It was bliss.
men on the moon by BrendaArets August 31, 2010