melonfart 

Human–goat sexual intercourse is one of the more common types of bestiality. Of male zoophiles, 28% admitted sexual attraction to goats, ranking fourth. In female zoophiles, sexual attraction to goats is very rare or non-existent. Actual levels of sexual use of goats were lower than this however.1 The act is usually performed by a male human upon a goat of either sex; male goats do not commonly take the initiative to copulate with a human female, although some cases have been reported.2

check out all that melonfart at the petting zoo!!

melonfart by Mary J. Ana January 20, 2011

Melonwater eating berry straws 

a term your best friend will use when they need toilet paper in their minecraft underground gucci hamster

Everlyn: do you need anything
Tania: melonwater eating berry straws
Everlyn: gotcha.

Melonwater eating berry straws by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

melonfarmer 

Alternative to the term "Motherfucker". Known to have been used as such during Samuel L. Jackson movies that air on cable television. The ultimate irony is that the lipsinc is a sliver away from perfect.

"Look, all brothers don't know how to shoot a gun, you racist melonfarmer."

-Samuel L. Jackson
Censored version of "Die Hard: With a Vengeance"

melonfarmer by JonnyChops December 20, 2006

meonart

It means man of art you idiots!

Michael Jackson is MeonPOP! meonart, meonartistry= google it!

meonart by cser2 December 16, 2008

Melontastic 

A melon that is so obviously fantastic

Hey Candice? See that melon, its so totally melontastic

Melontastic by The Amazing Pineapple Kid August 2, 2008

melonfarmer 

"motherfucker" euphamism- derived from bad television censoring in which "motherfucker" was substituted with "melonfarmer." Needless to say, the lips didn't quite match up and it became an hysterical in-crowd joke amongst college kids of the 90s.

melonfarmer by Jimini Hendrix September 2, 2003

moonfart 

Noun. A particularly flighty and flaky space cadet in a long and lonely orbit, free of substance and merit. A common moonfart trait is delivering intensely bitchy comments in a soothing, vacant tone; also deflecting all blame and responsibility in the same zombie-guru monotone.

Guy1: Man, if she put as much effort into her work as she does trying to lead the office in meditation, she might keep her job.

Guy2: What else do you expect of moonfart?

moonfart by Langdon Auger July 13, 2009