melonbird 

The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.

Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.

Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!

melonbird by Postification March 12, 2005

Melonlord 

Melonlord is the most powerful being of all time, who has the ability to chuck flaming rocks at people, but instead spends her time on Discord because Melonlord no longer has a life. But shhhh!!! Don't let them know that.

Anyway, Melonlord loves popcorn and tea, and ships kataang. But most importantly, she is not Toph, she is Melonlord, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(No Melonlord did not make this, why would you ever think such a thing)

Dude 1: Ayo bro, is that Toph?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I think that's Melonlord.

Melonlord: I am not Toph, I am MELONLORD, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fangirls: We love Melonlord!!!

Melonlord by NOT MELONLORD February 2, 2021

Moonbird 

Slang for sex between two men

Kyle and Jordan moonbird all the time.

Moonbird by Atesuntin June 30, 2022

melonlord 

above god and full-time meme. there can only be one. That is me.

"Man! Melonlord really kicked that truck all the way to neptune?!"

melonlord by Mel0nl0rd May 25, 2017

melonaide 

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

melonaide by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004

melonidous 

the severe inflamation of the melons'(aka female possesions, upperdeck)

"omg guys i have melonidous"

melonidous by symptomsweeds May 9, 2009

MELONAID 

-noun- Similar to lemonaid but with a hint of dislexia.

"20$ for a lags of melonaid!!!"

MELONAID by krispy kreme December 9, 2004