Crude Melon's  

1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type.

Some of these chicks are really messed up. They go from nice little round boobs to Crude Melon's .

Crude Melon's by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

j g melon's 

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.

hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo

j g melon's by jg lover February 7, 2005

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! 

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

Devil's Melon 

Watermelon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.

Devil's Melon by lynxyn November 1, 2019

Mellow Bird's 

Mellow Bird's is a popular granular coffee brand that made it's debut in the 1970's, and subsequently made a resurgence in 2025 when social media users began talking about it and getting social media creators to say it for comic effect

Do you drink Mellow Bird's?

No but I saw someone ask Cheryl Fergison if she drinks it on TikTok live

Mellow Bird's by kathyprice2007 January 31, 2025

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.

“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down by Capt. Chunkstyle June 5, 2006

Spice Mellon 

Fred

Fred, you are such a spice mellon.

Spice Mellon by Ethan November 3, 2008