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1.
- To grab a broomstick, flip it sideways and shove it up your candy ass, like Irene Mellick.
Fucking coot. I've been mellicked again!
by davidkazina July 27, 2003
 
2.
A rim job given after the giver has eaten jalapenos.
Yo, dat bitch gave me the crazy mellick!
by fictional mixtape September 15, 2008