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Melissa. J. B. 

cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !
Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?

Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B
Melissa. J. B. by kaygurk! February 11, 2010
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melissa benoist

An adorable and dorky actress and singer. She stared as Marley Rose on Glee, and Kara Danvers on Supergirl. She grew up in Colorado and went to college in New York.
Melissa Benoist is so talented at acting and singing

Melissa Benoist

She’s an amazing actress, human, person, etc. She’s the best person in the world. PERIODTT
(P.S. she’s married to Chris Wood and now has baby Huxley😙)
Friend: “Who’s the best person?”
Me: “MELISSA BENOIST!”

Melissa Bell

A girl that was goofy looking growing up, but transformed into a beautiful swan. She's smart, and sexy. Shy at times and loves to watch horror movies.
Hey remember Tammy from high school? She totally turned into a Melissa Bell!
Melissa Bell by Spookei January 27, 2011

melissa burns

I very beautiful young lady who is very loyal.Melissa cares about her friends she is the most trustworthy person ever she is most likely to be the heather of the group.Melissa burns is perfect in every single way.She is loved by many people and is 100% the purest soul ever. Melissa can make everyone smile on a rainy day she is basically Aphrodite.
melissa burns by Ugly_Bitch2.0 December 6, 2020

Melissa Butler 

Basically the worst type of person there is. Is the biggest slut known to any breathing object, has an awful sense of humour and worst of all is English. She's a certified mongo and is in the lowest class for all of her subjects, an incredibly dumb person. Basically do not talk to her unless you want to fucking die, thank you.
Melissa Butler by HatefulHuman August 15, 2017

Melissa Butler 

Biggest beaut known by mankind, is very loyal and has been through the works, deserves only the best of the best with everything she’s been through, very small & annoying though at times. We all need / know a Melissa
I love Melissa butler she’s peng abit
Melissa Butler by Madzer adzer 20 October 17, 2018