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Melissaness 

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A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana
Melissaness by C-Will September 6, 2008
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-A varient of Melissa. A feminine Greek name. Means Honey bee. Comes form Ancient greek Melitta.

-In Greek mythology Melissa is the name of one of the nymphs that helped save Zeus from his father, Cronus. She hid him in the hills and fed him milk from Amalthea and honey. When Cronus discovered this, he turned her into a worm. After Zeus came into power, he changed her into a queen bee, not being able to change her from an insect form.

-It is the name of the fairy who helps Rogero escape from the witch Alcina in Ludovico Ariosto's poem 'Orlando Furioso' (1516).

-There is also a kind of plant called Melissa, (melissa officinalis)commonly called lemon balm.
-Melissan is a really nice girl.

-Lemon balm is good in tea
Melissan by Suzuyo April 13, 2008

melissaness 

I girl named Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
melissaness by Babator September 5, 2008

Melissaaa 

Super smart and amazing to be around asian frshmen. She is a beautiful girl and will always be there for you. She like to wear spandex for volleyball. She likes tattoos on her lip. She likes to get flowers for very special reasons and says yes after. Eats spoon fulls of nutella. She is amazing and cant get any better.
You know Melissaaa dam you are lucky cause she will always stick by you and is a great girl.
Melissaaa by ajunior118 August 6, 2011

Melissandre 

(n): a girl who is kind, almost to a fault and a friend to all. Melissandre is known to be a stylish class act, and has a notable level of intellectual abilities. She's the type of girl you look at and think, "Darn, this chic has it all together!" Melissandre is they type of girl to have the best accessories, the best snacks, and the best manners. Not to mention her sense of humor and charm. She's your typical star-student who is a talented and gifted overachiever, but handles it all so seamlessly. She gives off the vibes of your typical girl next door, your best friend's hot older sister, and the sweet babysitter who everyone loves, all in one. Everyone needs a Melissandre in their life.
I want to be a Melissandre when I grow up!

Melissaa 

Hottest girl in the town.
A very beautiful person inside and out. Mostly out.

Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one! For free.

Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. Loves the colour pink and loves her family more than anything else!

High morals. She sets her own ground.
Guy1: Geez, is that Emma Watson?
Guy2: Nope
Guy1: Megan Fox
Guy2: You think she stands a chance?
Guy1: Who is she then?
Guy2: Melissaa
Guy1: She is way prettier than Emma Watson, Megan Fox, Melissa etc.
Melissaa by PandaLikePWN December 24, 2010

melissanthi 

best human you‘ll ever meet! also a very lost human being. falls very hard for guys and is very goofy and funny. Melissanthi also tends to be very straightforward and has great titts

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You will never need anybody else!! She‘s a bad bitch

I will never get over you baby
Fuck me Melissanthi
melissanthi by LostBossBitch April 18, 2020