A girl with the name Melissa that is a beast at everything. A very pretty, feminine girl who is beastly and can beat anybody up if they mess with her.
guy A:Dude! Did you see Melissa tackle Courtney?
guy B:Yeah dude! it was awesome!
guys A+B:Melissaness, wanna go grab a bite to eat with us? You can bring Courtney if she can get up.
Source: Babator, Louisiana