Melissa J. 

A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.

She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.

Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.

Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.

Melissa J. by Khaini May 19, 2010

Melissa. J. B. 

cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !

Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?

Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B

Melissa. J. B. by kaygurk! February 11, 2010

melissa jane 

The Most Amazing Girl in the Known Universe, she's also pretty damn awesome in the unknown universe as well. Smart, Sexy, and Sweet.

Dude, you know that girl Melissa Jane? Yeah dude she's pretty sweet.

melissa jane by Helmstead December 29, 2007

Melissa Jayne

A beautiful person filled with a beautiful personality, a Melissa Jayne is the best thing that can ever happen to someone and cannot be replaced nor ignored. If everyone had a Melissa Jayne in their life they would all live happily. She changes your life for the better without you realising and will always cheer you up whenever you are down just by being herself.

"I wish I had a Melissa Jayne in my life !"
"She looks like she could be a Melissa Jayne ! "

Melissa Jayne by Swaggy_F May 17, 2015

Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas 

A girl who be bruja as fuck

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas

Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas by TOCAMELABANANA March 21, 2017

Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax 

Melisssa Juice is a combination of strawberry peach juice, lemon lime soda and lime sherbet to be consumed on the Original Queen Bee's Birthday by all of the subjects present at her party

This is a great party especially with the tasty beverage... what is that? The Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax over there ... go have some

Melissa Juice (aka) Beeswax by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2017

melissa and jonathan 

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.

"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

melissa and jonathan by mel200898 April 21, 2022