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An Alabama hot pocket performed between two geeks. I.E. Picture a 30-something jobless white dude living in his mother's basement shitting the vagina of a 300 pound, equally pathetic woman.
Steve totally hit Kel with a melfin.
by Karen T August 04, 2007

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