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Melatabiphobia is the phobia of commitment related goals. Usually lacking self confidence, a melatabiphobic will refrain from putting effort into achieving more than comes naturally.
Manager: Delvin, I need you to sell two units by the end of the day today.

Delvin: Oh no no no! I can't do that, how about I just talk to customers and see what happens.

Manager: I need a commitment from you!

Delvin: Not going to happen, I have melatabiphobia.
by Mr. Alaska December 08, 2012
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