melamine 

Stuff found in crappy appartment kitchens all over North America. It's basically an off-white plastic that absorbs crap like cigarette smoke like nuts and turns yellow. Popular in the 80's, god knows why. God knows why most things in the 80's were popular.
If you have melamine, do yourself the favor of either removing it or setting your house on fire.

"Shit man...we're paying 800 bucks a month for THIS melamine crap?"

melamine by Panjandrum September 10, 2005

Melaine 

The most incredible girl around. She is sweet, caring, and truly amazing. She worries what others think about her but beats to her own drum. She always tries to entertain and is great at character voices and accents. She is a natural beauty and needs no makeup to wow even the most judgemental individual. She is always there for her friends and family and wears her heart on her sleeve.

Melaine Walker, Sainte Melaine

Melaine by Great Gambini February 3, 2010

melamined

when your food supply has been poisoned by some unknown toxic plastic chemical from a third world country. Experts agree that we should not worry and keep eating because it is healthy for the stock market.

Dude, after eating that taco, I swear that I have been melamined.

melamined by Deborah Liberatore May 24, 2007

melaine martinez 

melaine martinez is a american singer!

she creates amazing addictive songs that have

deep meanings/depressing meanings. melaine

martinez most famous song according to google

is cake and playdate! but as i was saying melaine

martinez is an amazing song artist her songs are

amazing yet sad its very addicting! for me i love

her songs in general and they are amazing! hope

everyone else can agree or not its your opinion!

melaine martinez is an amazing song artist! :)

melaine martinez by miaa<33 January 14, 2022

melamnesia 

n. partial/complete loss (self-imposed or otherwise) of memory of your being a person of colour

(coined by Angela Britto)

Naddeesh: is this similar to being a "coconut" or "banana"?
Angela: No cuz those are racist terms. Melamnesia would be something akin to not seeing something objectionable about being called a coconut.

melamnesia by echeran March 14, 2011

Melamin 

The sweetest, most caring and wonderful person to ever exist. Has completed the life of someone who loves him more than anything. Also known as baby, sweetie, hun, babe, Meleth e-guilen, and kuu hokunaniloa.

My amazing boyfriend, Cameron Purser...

Melamin by Meleth Lin January 11, 2005

melainey

the most loyal girl you'll ever meet, but don't get on her bad side or she'll make your life hell. she's gorgeous and always has guys that want her. she's smart, talented, and a great friend and girlfriend. she'll make you the happiest person on earth.

"wow. that melainey is so gorgeous."
"yeah. she's perfect."

melainey by elephantbaby623 January 26, 2017