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megatroll 

Thirstiest motherfucker I know. 110% shameless. Restraining orders were made for this dude. Unironically thinks "give me that OnlyFans" is a good pickup line. Homeboy really wants to cut hair, dreams of being a stylist. Queerer than a three dollar bill. Will threaten to suck your cock. Don't give him your number he will ask for dick pics.

"While you were partying, I studied the cock. While you were having faithful heterosexual intercourse, I mastered the prolapse." -megatroll (probably)
- Is that guy really asking for OnlyFans again?
- Yeah, dude is being a total megatroll.
megatroll by okenfuss December 6, 2021
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A person usually male who copies off of an entire group like the guy in my new haircut. You are a tool to a certain area if a lot of people in your area have the same look as you.

Mega Tool qualities: acts like a complete tool but says he's not, thinks he's tough because he got both of his ears pierced, Thinks he's cool because he got an ugly girlfriend.
Robert Masusock is a Mega Tool
Mega Tool by unknown45629 November 21, 2009
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metatool 

a self-aware tool who is loved by everyone because they are such a tool
anyone named Geoff spelled like Geoff, as opposed to Jeff
Biggest Metatool in America: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and other members of the Jersey Shore cast
metatool by bakerbuddeh November 9, 2010

Megacool 

Megacool (mega for short) Extremely cool
Have you played Time Hollow on the DS yet? It's so megacool!
Megacool by Dr Sanguivore December 4, 2009

megacoolprogamer 

A mega cool pro gamer.
I think you're a megacoolprogamer

megacool 

How do I describe a person without offending them
Ohh just call them megacool they'll understand it
I'm megacool
megacool by Someonewhoexsists March 15, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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