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Polyandrogynous Megaqueer 

Polyandrodgynous mega queer You will know them by their super human good looks, and your complete inability to distinguish them as male or female or other.
Of course, you will be completely smitten by this creature, but it will do you no good, because Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are only attracted to others as Narcisucculent as them selves.
Not to be mistaken with a transvestite, Polyandrogynous Megaqueer are naturally occurring, and can usually be found in underground dance clubs chanting alien Sanskrit.
Damn! That Polyandrogynous Megaqueer be Narcisucculent!

ultra-mega-super-awesome

Anyone you know who is so awesome, this is the only way to explain it. It takes talent and skill to be this awesome. You have to be born with it. Anyone who is ultra-mega-super-awesome is pretty much perfection. When talking about it as a feeling, it's like saying "the greatest feeling in world" instead of sounding like a kid of "loser status".
Scott is ultra-mega-super-awesome and when I'm around him I feel ultra-mega-super-awesome too.

Turbo ultra mega super large gay

One of the highest level of gay. Gayer than Turbo Mega Gay and ultra mega super big gay.

He who gets called Turbo ultra mega super large gay is the gayest in the room no matter what.
*Argument between friends*
Friend 1: Ha! You're turbo mega gay!
Friend 2: Well you're ultra mega super big gay!
Friend 3: Can you 2 stop! You're both Turbo ultra mega super large gay!

ultra mega super gay 

The HIGHER state of being gay, there are 5 Stage's of Gay
1.Gay
2.big gay
3.mega gay
4.super gay
And then there's

5.ultra mega super gay

It also has an acronym USMG
Todd:Yo who's the new guy?

Tom:oh he's Tim,he's a USMG

Todd:oh no....gay.....

Tom:Yeah ultra mega super gay!

meganumerophobia 

Fear of very large numbers.
1: Dude i think i have a meganumerophobia.
2: Why?
1: Cause I have been constantly dreaming about getting crushed to death by large numbers.
meganumerophobia by Jinjicious March 23, 2021

Dick Measurer 

Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.
Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.