Megalosexual 

Megalosexuals are people who will only develop feelings for someone if they'll be able to have power over them and be able to control them and their assets. Kind of like a gold digger but more messed up.

Person 1:''Steve just sent me a message saying how much he loves me''

''Don't go out with him, he's a Megalosexual.''

Megalosexual by Todderina May 14, 2020

Megaloshlong 

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.

Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!

Megaloshlong by Sean Nort August 28, 2017

Megalepsy 

Megalepsy often occurs when an adult male is subject to an image of Megan Fox and is then so sexually aroused he cannot control his actions.

The primary cause is an image of Megan Fox found in a newspaper or magazine. The Megaleptic will isolate the image and proceed to dry hump it until he gets satisfied. Once the act has been appropriated to this image, other sufferers will not touch, grind or dirty talk the image as it is the territory of another Megaleptic. Megaleptics seldom indulge in group dry-humping.

Other symptoms include slipping into a coma after momentarily gazing at Megan Fox and unstoppable bouts of drooling, screaming, whooping and hollering.

The longest recorded Megaleptic coma currently stands at three days 16 hours.

"George has got his Megalepsy on with my newspaper, go grab the sport section quickly."

"He was in a coma at the cinema for 2 days, what a Megaleptic!"

Megalepsy by lindsaylohanslostbrother July 6, 2009

Megalophobia 

The fear of large objects.

The size of the moon scared him because of his megalophobia.

Megalophobia by BadPiggy411 May 5, 2020

megalopenis 

What a Microsoft spell checker suggests you change a name to whenever you type in the greek surname "Megalogenis"

Man, on Tuesday I sent everyone an invite to go see a talk given by George Megalogenis and Outlook changed his surname to Megalopenis! WTF is a "meglopenis" anyway and what's it doing in my spellchecker???

megalopenis by ARrrr2 August 30, 2010

Megalophobia 

Megalophobia is the fear of large things

Aurora: 'hey, look at my massive girl cock'
Tarrin: 'oh no i have megalophobia do not show me that huge horse cock of yours'

Megalophobia by i cum in mcdonalds January 13, 2022

Megalopolis 

A series of interconnecting or adjacent cities with a total population of 10 million or greater. Due to urban and transportation development between the individual cities, the boundries of the areas tend to become blurred, making it seem like one massively overdeveloped region. Many of these areas, as well as being centers of business and industry, are also a cultural meccae and have a major affect on the cultures and lifestyles of their residents as well as their countries and the rest of the world and vice versa.

The American East Coast Megalopolis, which includes: Boston; New York City; Philidelphia; Baltimore; Washington D.C.

Megalopolis by Zaain August 6, 2010