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metahipster 

A subgenre of hipster that constantly satirizes stereotypical hipster behavior. Completely incomprehensible to normal people, irritating and awkward to normal hipsters. Can be genuine, trolls, or both.
Hipster: "Hey, Animal Collective is having a free concert in the city tomorrow. Do you want to--"
Metahipster: "--I can't go. I'm getting my mop-top done in the morning and are taking an evening shift at the Marxist bookstore to help pay for these pants that I definitely got at a thrift shop and not Uniqlo."
Hipster: "Um... wait, what?"
metahipster by mhipsterdom September 2, 2010
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metahipster 

A hipster that is so ironic they do something considered mainstream or opposite of hipster.
a metahipster might do the following: Go to Georgia tech, major in math, watch football, wear button-down shirts
metahipster by Opposite of a G July 12, 2012

metahipster 

(n.) hipsters too hipster to actually to be hipsters themselves.
Metahipster: "I'm too hipster for skinny jeans and Grizzly Bear."
metahipster by halveraptor November 6, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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