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The most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. Was very popular around 2008.

Here are a few of the subject lines:
-Beat her womb with your giant.
-Make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic'k into her wet box!
-The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!
-Sail down the love canal more confidently.
-Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
-make ya dick big and she will spread wide everytime
-My friends ask what my secret is and I say it's in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
-Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008!
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*Subject: She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat
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Megadik by spamerhater July 27, 2010
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MegaDik by Parker M. December 25, 2007
Related Words
the butchest form a lesbian can come in; a lesbian who is SO dykin, words cannot describe her lesbianess; the epitome of all dykes; a bull-dyke whose style is short hair, baggy clothes, and walks with a manly strut
Girl 1: "Did you watch the Ellen Degeneres show last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she is definitely a megadyke, with her spiky hair and Jeep Grand Cherokee."
megadyke by dykesonbroadway February 19, 2011

Megalikoiliaphilia

Sexual fetish or strong love/admiration for protruding and round abdomen. Someone who has megalikoiliaphilia is called a megalikoiliaphile

Megalikoiliaphilia can cross over many different fetishes, such as lipophilia(Fat fetish) ,plithorismosphilia (Inflation fetish), maiesophilia(Pregnancy Fetish), voreaphilia, and occasionally other fetishes, such as muscle fetish ( Big róid guts for e.g.)
I think she has megalikoiliaphilia since she is turned on by big bellied men.

megadildos 

What conservative radio and television talk-show hosts get from people who are NOT their fans.
I called up the talk show host on the air and gave him megadildos.

Megladike 

A large dominant lesbian that wears cargo shorts, wife beaters, and alot of flashy jewelry. Usually acts as the man in the relationship
Tammy is the new megladike at the bar.
Megladike by Sky1148 January 15, 2022

Megalikoiliaphilia

Megalikoiliaphilia (pronounced mˌɛɡəlˌɪkɔ͡ɪlˌɪɐfˈɪli͡ə) is described as attraction to round protruding bellies, it can intertwine with other fetishes such as maiesophilia ,voreaphilia , lipophilia(fat fetish) or even plithorismosphilia (Inflation fetish) , however these fetishes are not all Megalikoiliaphilia.
A Megalikoiliaphile is someone who has megalikoiliaphilia.
I think she might have megalikoiliaphilia because she thinks men with big bellies are hot.
I have found out what to describe my attraction to big bellies.