meeware 

n- (1) A suite of conflicting, non-standardised, improperly specified and untested software components running in a uniquely poorly maintained hardware set in a shonky old woffly dog faced man.

n (proper)- (2) (Just) socially interactive turing test failing stumbling individual clattering through life leaving crumbs and wearily shaking heads in it's wake.

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meeware by meeware February 4, 2010

melware 

Ransomware for catnapping.

This melware took my kitty and is demanding two Bitcoins for it's return!

melware by datagoon January 30, 2017