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meatcleaver

A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.
"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"
meatcleaver by mdds1001 January 22, 2014
Related Words

Meatleaner 

Indiginous to the foothills of Kentucky. Popularized by females within the food service and restaurant industry. The act of snorting lines of cocaine off an erect man's penis.
Anyone up for a Meatleaner? I just got an 8ball on my last shift and I'm a hot mess.
Meatleaner by L'il Debbie June 15, 2011

Metaslave 

Someone who plays a multiplayer video game and refuses to use any weapons/characters/skills that aren't considered "meta."

Although someone who uses the meta can be someone who simply enjoys using the most reliable tactics available, "Metaslave" is used to describe someone who sees anyone who doesn't use the meta as an idiot or noob and may even berate those who refuse to comply with their demands.

Originated from League of Legends to describe someone who uses an overpowered champion in order to climb up the competitive ranks.
"Hey, why did Todd get banned from the community server?"
"He kept yelling at this dude for using a machine gun instead of an SMG. He was promptly called a Metaslave then perma-banned."
Metaslave by Idiotinfrontofadesk August 27, 2021

Turkish Meatcleaver 

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d
Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."

Metaslave 

Someone who plays a multiplayer video game and refuses to use any weapons/characters/skills that aren't considered "meta."

Also known as Dylan Cardoso.
Wow... Mbappé is a really strong card, guess i´ll buy him with all my fifa points and be a metaslave.
Metaslave by monkeyseemonkeydo123123 December 11, 2021

meatsleeves 

noun: long and meaty labia seemeat curtain resembling window drapery of a bovine nature. See beef curtain(s)
(( As your first date with hottie trixxi descends the stairs to greet you.......!! You respond with..." a wolf whistle which turns into a retching gagging noise resembling a dying gopher. Trixxi! your meatsleeves are showing below the hem of your skirt. Roll up the cuffs for criminy's sake, or you might trip over them, and hurt yourself." K that's better" Remember.. Safety first :o)
meatsleeves by i p nightly September 11, 2005