manpocket 

The unnecessary and mysterious pocket covering the crotch in men's underwear, usually tighty-whiteys. Useful for holding whatever men may wish to keep close to home.

Girl 1: I tried looking for tight and sexy underwear for my boyfriend, but I couldn't find any without the manpocket!
Girl 2: I love a man who wears a manpocket.

manpocket by lizfromcanada November 22, 2007

meatjockey

A NYC butcher. A bartender of meat, not booze. A large, muscled, long haired, tattooed, biker type. Conversations with meatjockey are filled with double entendre and innuendo. Like a bartender, he makes you feel good about yourself.

Girlfriend 1: I think I'm going to go to meatjockey and get some steaks for tonight.
Girlfriend 2: Just go to the supermarket, no?
Girlfriend 1: No way! I go to meatjockey. The steaks are amazing and he makes me feel all hot and bothered and good about myself. It's worth the money!

meatjockey by Meatjockey June 29, 2011

meatrocket 

Another euphemism for cock

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.

meatrocket by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009

Cleveland Meatbucket 

When a man inserts his penis inside the urethra of another man using only a funnel and motor oil. It is extremely dangerous and painful, which is why it rarely exists (even in the cock and ball torture community).

Sorry I couldn't hang out last week, I was in the hospital after successfully pulling off the cleveland meatbucket with my buddy from college.

Cleveland Meatbucket by ClevelandMeatBucket December 22, 2020

meatrocket 

giant slab of meat often used by my wife every night after the kids are sent off to bed

Husband: Honey, are the kids in bed yet?
Wife: Yes, now can I wear your meatrocket as a hat?
Kid: *Peaks from behind door* Daddy, what's a meatrocket?

meatrocket by Kak October 24, 2004

Meat Pocket 

A place for someone to stick thier dick, usually a pussy.

Damn Tony, I got wasted last night and put my dick in sandra's warm and moist meat pocket.

Meat Pocket by Smoking Boner August 27, 2003

Meat Pocket 

To define a woman whose only practical use in this world is to take cock in her vagina.

Jen really is nothing more than a useless Meat Pocket!

Meat Pocket by Ravensong August 12, 2007