meatosis 

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

meatosis by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

Beatus Meatiosis 

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.

As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.

Beatus Meatiosis by Page1of3 May 13, 2013

Metatosis

When one is always right in an argument about Metatosis's existence. Simple repeat the word twice and you will have won.

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: Metatosis metatosis
Harley: fuck you win

Metatosis by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021

metatosis

to win an argument on the tosis's

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: it is
Harley: golly you are right

metatosis by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021