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'meatman' is a word that is used by closeted bisexual men to indicate to other people that they are bisexual in a more 'manly' way,

'meatman' is often used to show a bisexual mans preference as the bottom.
"I think he might be a meatman" (when describing someone else) "I'm a/the meatman" (when describing yourself)
meatman by ima spanner March 2, 2021
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meatmarket 

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"
girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"
meatmarket by Olly J February 24, 2005

Pink Meatmask 

the role of sticking your face into a woman's vagoo.
my girlfriend begged me to where my Pink Meatmask.
Pink Meatmask by Heath n Tripp June 27, 2009

Viking Meatman 

A Cool Dude that gets his vikingness form Swedish ancestry and his meatiness from Irish ancestry, making him the Ultimate Halo Tea Bagger. Also Not Poor and Stupid Enough to be a NASCAR driver, but Red Neck enough to watch every single race on Tv, has an uncontrollably addiction for Hot Tamales and dark meat.

Viking Meatman... A.K.A as DanBaggings, Mr 5 Dollar Ft long.
Do you want to play with the Viking Meatman??
Viking Meatman by Mutaro 7 December 12, 2010

meathanky 

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)
meathanky by BioMenace September 24, 2008
The meatman is the man behind all of society, he has been sticking his hands in our governments since we first formed states. The meatman is now controlling the united states and is the one behind the great divide and all of its issues. It is all lies, you cannot trust the facts, they are brainwashing you.
Nick: "I have stopped using social media because the meatman tracks your every decision.
Meatman by Zexaveau January 21, 2020