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One of the characters on a funny show called Aqua Teen Hungerforce. In my opinion, I think he is the funniest character on the show. He looks like a meatball and he talks funny. Sometime I can't undersand what he says.
"You can't just decide if i'm drunk, you can't just decide"

"Can I go swimmin'?"

"I'm an adult, and I deserve an adult glass"

"Awww thats sweet. Your tryin' to say that you love me"
Meatwad by meatwad's ghost April 21, 2005
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famous ball of meat staring in the hit show aqua teen hunger force (now called aqua unit patrol squad) his sexual orientation is often hard to determine and his sex is often questioned, he has the mind of a child and can be crazy and cute.
Meatwad: Come over here big boy, spread them arms, and give me a hug.
Carl: No, no, we're not doin' that. I ain't no homo.
Meatwad: Oh, come on now. We're friends.
Carl: All right, fine.
Meatwad: Drop that sac, in my mouth.
Carl: (Kicks Meatwad) Back, back, back the fuck up.
Meatwad by azaria101 October 21, 2011
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A small clump of meat from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. ATHF for short. Possibly the funniest character in the show.
"Only us adults can say hell, damn, bitch, and ass. So get your helling, damn ass over to that bitching, damn room damnit!

*Frylock stares at meatwad*

"What?! Damn, i was just trying to help you out bitch!"
Meatwad by Kevin Aparicio December 28, 2005
A nightmare for vegetarians in which they dream they are eating meat. It is often an "accident" or falling off the wagon, often accompanied by guilt, and relief upon reawakening. Contrary to popular belief it does not mean the dreamer has a subconscious desire to eat meat.
Sarah: Ugh I just had the worst dream
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!
Meatmare by CindyLennyCleo November 15, 2009
'meatman' is a word that is used by closeted bisexual men to indicate to other people that they are bisexual in a more 'manly' way,

'meatman' is often used to show a bisexual mans preference as the bottom.
"I think he might be a meatman" (when describing someone else) "I'm a/the meatman" (when describing yourself)
meatman by ima spanner March 2, 2021
An exclusive member of the Aqua Teens, although, he really doesn't do anything to fight crime. He is a good dancer though...
"Meatwad gets the money see, Meatwad gets the honeys G."
Meatwad by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004

meatmarket 

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"
girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"
meatmarket by Olly J February 24, 2005
Word of the Day on March 12, 2005