Meat Vision

when you're checking out a dudes package to see what he's carrying. mostly done when a guy is wearing sweatpants or basketball shorts.

Alyssa turn your meat vision on and look at Marc

Meat Vision by Claire Oneil May 11, 2016

meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

meat vision by epavan February 1, 2006

metavision

A term used to describe a player's evolved vision that gives them an omnipotent perspective of the field.

"His passing vision is unreal! He definitely has metavision."
"Isagi!!! You don't have to use metavision during sex too!"

metavision by lsagiYoichi May 16, 2023

Meatcision 

Occurs when a male with an incredibly high meat-to-everything-else ratio is unable to make even the most trivial daily decision. Current research has been unable to target the specific cause of this phenomenon, but rest assured that Browns everywhere are crushing 70 our work weeks in labs across the country, hoping to be the first to crack the code.

aka - Leecision

"Let's go eat at chick-fil-a. Wait, maybe I want to go to the Loop." - You

"Just make a damn meatcision already!" - Me

Meatcision by Bizzaro Lanka February 13, 2008

Metavision

It's a way to use your vision, you capture everything that's happening around with your peripheral vision and then simultaneously process and analyze everyone's movement on the field

Niko you, can you also use Metavision....!?

Metavision by Invalid1111 May 16, 2023

Metavision

A power to predict something subconsciously. Synonym of Intuition

What a prediction. You have good metavision

Metavision by donlorenzorinitoshi October 5, 2025