meat mitten 

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)

gis a look at yer meat mitten

meat mitten by Kirst December 24, 2003

Meat Mitten 

A womans breasts.

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

Meat Mitten by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010

canadian meat mittens 

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

canadian meat mittens by Little BB November 23, 2013

Meat mittens 

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

Meat mittens by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

Meat Mittens 

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.

Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.

Meat Mittens by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015

Meatmitting 

A type of gay sex that involves putting gloves inside ones asshole & Trading it with your own

Hey, are we going to go to Barps house to have a consensual meatmitting session?

Meatmitting by The_Barrrrp March 24, 2024