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Cream of Meat 

She licked up all of my cream of meat...
Cream of Meat by Murph July 1, 2006

Meat and ice cream 

A guy with a big dick and sweet tasting cum
I hooked up with this meat and ice cream last night, it was incredible
Meat and ice cream by A person???? November 25, 2018

Cream of Meat 

Another way of describing the act of ejaculating in your woman's mouth and having her swallow your jizz in lieu of breakfast.
"She hung around until breakfast, gave me a killer blowjob and swallowed a warm healthy portion of my cream of meat."
Cream of Meat by Fred Berry November 12, 2006

Creamie meat hill 

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.
I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.

meatcrease 

a woman's vagina. usually, a fat woman's vagina.
that fat chick's meatcrease smelled foul
meatcrease by qyrg August 19, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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