A flamy guy who likes to stare at another mans package. One who tries not to be gay in front of his straight friends but fails miserably. They all know he likes the man meat but he still tries to fit in and act straight. The meat gazer is usually in a denial stage and doesn't want his rep at school to go down so he tries anything to not be gay such as saying a girl is hot. But no one can take him seriously with his silly little pussy way of talking.
When you are walking down the hall and he comments on someones matching schemes.
When your at the beach and he scared to take his shirt off because of his love handles.
Sits with all his little girlfriends and gossips during lunchtime.
His two bestfriends are girls and you know he has never thought about hooking up with them.
You know he is a meat gazer when he nevers calls anyone gay or laughs at gay jokes.
by nahtan June 06, 2006
Top Definition
1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.

2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.

3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."

2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"

3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."

4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006
Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.
I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.
by Gay Basher June 23, 2003
One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.
Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)
by Diggs the Mountie November 22, 2006
One who stares at a man's package.
"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."
by Retro February 17, 2003
A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.
What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.
by Meatgazer October 25, 2003
2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.
"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."
by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 09, 2005
A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.
Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.
by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008
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