Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

Meatfaced by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

meanieface 

F ive year old insult that is pretty serious, if your five years old

"Daddy that man is a meanie face" "Where is he i'll kill that meanieface!!!!!"

meanieface by Homasmhitz April 27, 2006

Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

Meatfaced by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

meanyface 

a person who has committed a small crime against you that doesn't matter much, but still deserves calling out

why won't you let me borrow your homework, Meanyface!

meanyface by the emo emu March 16, 2008

Meatface 

One of the worst insults in the world, something that should be used as a last resort in an argument. (Very offensive)

Shut up dude, you are such a meatface.

Meatface by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020

Meanieface 

A person who is excessively mean to others.

Stop being a jerk you meanieface!

Meanieface by Karma wildhammer January 28, 2011

mareface 

Someone at the office that you want to bitch-slap; someone that makes your work life hellish.

David is being a total mareface today!

mareface by lemonlady9 June 21, 2013