A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.

The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.

dick measuring contest by Cosmo October 12, 2005

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Meandering Minge

When a women's vagina merges with her anus, making one huge slit on her crouch.

The old women had anal sex so many times that she was given a meandering minge.

Meandering Minge by TheBigEazyNess March 19, 2010

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meandering miasma

an unforgiving aura that follows a person of no significance whatsover.

I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.

meandering miasma by the better Ted January 23, 2010

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Meatoxing

The diarrhea laden detoxification process the body goes through after a long night of mass carnivorous and alcohol consumption

Dude, after last night's Man B Que I'll be meatoxing for days.

Meatoxing by Jesse The Godfather November 11, 2010

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