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Are you dicking me right now? 

a question directed towards a person who provides you with information that blows your mind.
John: "uuh dude i just saw your mom making out with your social studies teacher!!"

Joe: "are you dicking me right now?"

is so me right now 

A play on the phrase 'is so hot right now', but is used to explain how cool you think you are by associating yourself with someone or something else that is really cool. This is normally said by dumb model chicks and over the top metrosexual men
1. Zac Efron is so me right now
2. Katy Perry is so me right now

Unfollow me,right now!!! 

A saying that is often used by entitled manchildren on sites like facebook and twitter to show how angry they are just because someone doesn't agree with them.
Manchild: bananas are good!

Stranger: bananas are disgusting...
Manchild: WTF!?!? unfollow me,RIGHT NOW!!!! >:(

dude behind me right now 

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl
(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo

This Nigussu On Me Right Now

When a teacher or friend refuses to hop off you and leave you alone.
"I can't go on my phone, this nigussu on me right now."

Are you fucking me in the ass right now? 

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry